I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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