p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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