ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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