True but thats because hes a fetus.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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