How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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