And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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