Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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