love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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