There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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