Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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