Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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