Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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