what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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