He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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