News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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