Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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