you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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