Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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