I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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