I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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