i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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