guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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