I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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