Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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