I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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