you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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