David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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