my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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