I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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