I think i peed on brittanys purse
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
my sisters under your porch take her home
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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