yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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