Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
the raccoons are back...
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