I wannas sexs uuuuu
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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