I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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