How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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