remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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