I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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