FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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