Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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