I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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