she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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