Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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