susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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