I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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