I must be too annoying 4 u.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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