She announced her abortion via fbk
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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