I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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