try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Houston, we have a blender
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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