guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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