Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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