we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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