And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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