Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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