Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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