i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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