just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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