So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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