It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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